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Joke of the Day

"Van Halen on tour in 2012! I doubt the Mayans realized they'd be up against ""Drop Dead Legs"" when they predicted the end of the world."

"Did you hear the headline about midget psychic on the run from the Law? It read, ""Small Medium At Large."""

"3 men walk into a bar, bartender say... How'd you get in here"

"Did you hear about the corduroy pillow? It's making head lines...."

"I went to get a physical and the doctor told me I need to stop masturbating... I said, ""why?"" He said, ""Because I am giving you a physical!"""

"In addition to Billie Chin and little Sammy Chong, there is another character in Carl Douglas's ""Kung Fu Fighting."" Expert Tai Ming."

"Think I might change my kids name to Worldstar... So whenever he is in a fight people would be cheering for him."

"A deer walks into a bar 3 people leave realizing how dangerous a deer in a bar is."

"Jenny McCarthy was wearing a jacket and gloves in Time Square on New Years Eve. I didn't know she believes in the theory of weather."

"I installed a pet door over the weekend, and the dog barked at it, and the cat pissed on it, but the raccoons have got the idea."