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Joke of the Day

"a wise man once said to me: ""why are u doing that? why do u exist? why are we talkimg?"" a whats man once said to me: ""what ar"

"I'm not a violent person, but I'd happily throat punch the person that decided baby clothes needed a minimum of 20 buttons."

"[NSFW]What's better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ."

"Japanese boy kills his grandfather... Pfft, youth in Asia."

"My 5'2"" friend and a person in debt both have something in common. They're both coming up short."

"Why did the riot police show up early to the protest? They wanted to beat the crowd."

"Poker Face. But I barely know her!"

"Just waiting to hear those three special words... ""there's no evidence."""

"What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up? I've got a bone to pick with you"

"So I was playing poker with a few lepers... when someone threw in a hand."