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Joke of the Day

"Ted Cruz announced he is running for president as a Republican. That surprised me; I thought he was running as a joke."

"I don't know what to do when someone yells stop Is it hammer time? Is it in the name of love? Do I collaborate and listen?"

"I'm so sick of this new year's jokes I've been hearing them all year."

"I AM THE BOSS, DO NOT FORGET Boss hangs a poster in Office ""I AM THE BOSS, DO NOT FORGET"" He returns from lunch, finds a slip on his desk. ""Ur wife called, she wants her poster back home."""

"What do you cal a Deaf and Mute person? It doesn't matter. He's not going to come."

"I wish I was able to argue about something as strongly as women do about nothing."

"Facebookers reacting to it snowing is very similar to a caveman reacting to seeing fire for the first time."

"Christmas cards are how old people say, ""Hey, you thought I was dead, but I'm not!"""

"Why a giraffe got arrested while driving? Coz he was high :D"

"Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs? Because he ate too much of them."