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Joke of the Day
"THIS IS A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM I'm out of beer."
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"Jesus walks..... Jesus walks into a holiday inn, tosses three nails on the counter and asks, "" Can you put me up for the night?"""
"My gay friend told me he's spending this 4/20 with his boyfriend. He said, ""After all, the Bible says 'Two men who lie together shall be stoned'."""
"Standing closer to me in line will not get you to the checkout faster."
"I just spent the last four hours connecting all of my watches together to make a belt. Complete waist of time."
"Egg and a sausage sizzling away in a frying pan The egg says ""fuck me its hot in here"". The sausage goes ""fuck me, a talking egg!"""
"what's the worst part about being a pedophile? trying to fit in."
"You might be a redneck If you think ""Pearl Jam"" is an oriental sex act"
"HALLOWEEN JOKE: Why don't witches ever have babies? Because warlocks have hollow weenies!"
"Three people having sex is called a threesome... Two people having sex is called a twosome. Now I know why everyone calls me handsome. (My brothers Facebook status today...)"