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Joke of the Day
"Needles What are dull needles good for? Nothing, they're pointless."
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"[Dog asleep on rug] I once killed a bear with my own two paws [Legs move wildly] THAT'S IT I'M WAKING HIM ""No Henry. Let sleeping dogs lie."""
"If Jesus could have sex on his birthday... That lucky girl would be covered in Christ-mist."
"What's the most boring cut of meat? Filet minYAWN"
"have u ever just taken your goth girlfriend out on a date but it gets dark out and you lose her in the parking lot"
"Glassware has emotions. Proof: I sometimes reach to the back of the cabinet because I feel bad for the glasses that I never use."
"Why did the fat monster put a candle on his tummy? He was celebrating his girthday!"
"I've been saving up for a sex change, I don't care what my wife says. SHE'S GOING TO HAVE IT!"
"God made the world in 7 days... and the rest Made In China"
"""Umm, what are you doing? Can you not? Seriously, get off me!"" - The first horse ever ridden (probably)"