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Joke of the Day

"Houses in detroit are a lot like cheap ugly hookers... Only $1, but still no one wants them."

"Form Corbas En hassas ogunumuz olan Aksam Yemegi bize daha cok agrlk veren ve kilo aldrma ihtimalini en yuksek buldugumuz ogundur."

"A riddle: it's yellow and if you push the button it turns red... A chick in a blender."

"""Honey, does this milk seem spoiled?"" *milk locks itself in its room til it gets an iPhone 6* ""Oh its just going thru a phase"""

"I discovered that r/sexwithdogs exists other day and realised Reddit is going to the dogs"

"Quit crying, kid. I won this Easter egg hunt fair and square..."

"Knock knock? Who's there? ...It's Johnny, grandma... A single tear rolled down the boys face. Alzheimers was taking its hold on her."

"ELI5 How easy is it to get into watching NETFLIX... ...when I haven't even seen NETFL**I** - NETFL**VIII**"

"What do you call a German tampon? A twatstika."

"I have discovered that theirs no popcorn in popcorn chicken. I guess there's no point in bothering with hash browns then."