127576
Joke of the Day
"MY WIFE: [donating blood] ME: That's from both of us"
Next Joke
"What idiot decided to call it chewing tobacco instead of chewbacca?"
"What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito? A mosquito can ""fly"", but a fly can not ""mosquito""."
"A black woman has 5 children, all named Tyrone. How does she tell them apart? Their last names."
"What do you call a Jamaican Proctologist? Pokemon"
"I felt like I was just a statistic, so I went to see a psychologist... She diagnosed me with multiple personality disorder. Now I feel like a distribution."
"The login input fields spend the night at a hotel. Password stays for breakfast. Username checks out."
"Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears? Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS."
"Its best to put your phone on some rice when its wet Asian people will come at night and fix it"
"When a baby is learning to eat shouldn't he have an L-plate?"