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Joke of the Day

"Today a girl said she recognized me from our vegetarian club, But I'm pretty sure I've met herbivore."

"my Playstation got stolen... i have no one to console me."

"Floppy disks are like Jesus... .. they died to become the icon of saving."

"A naked man broke into a church this morning... After a 30 minute chase, the police finally caught him by the organ."

"What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? My refrigerator doesn't fart when I pull my meat out of it."

"What's the difference between Hitler and cops? Come on, he wasn't that bad."

"""Stomach...Lungs...Kidneys....Heart."" - Me, at my organ recital. (Not even slightly sorry)"

"According to the most current magazine in this doctor's office, every home in America will have a television by 1962."

"What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle? Beef Strokinoff."

"George Carlin:""Why do laxatives always say 'Works gently, overnight'?"" ""What if I want something that works violently right now?"""