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Joke of the Day

"Apparently Mindy McCready shot herself. It's unusual for a woman to use a gun but... ...Guys Do It All The Time."

"Whats a butt's favorite exercise? High Knees"

"Q: How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None-there weren't any light bulbs in the 13th century."

"I'm not very religious but... I'm praying that next year there will be a Jew who can pardon me of all my crimes!"

"In the south, you're either ghetto, or a farmer. You can't be both, otherwise... *It's racism.*"

"What did Hitler say when he put on a blindfold? ""I can Nazi."""

"what do you call a bus full of white people a twinkie"

"If you can't win an argument, correct their grammar."

"Every poop begins with p Read with the Kay jingle in mind."

"Come forth... And God said to John ""Come forth and receive eternal life."" But John came fifth and won a toaster."