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Joke of the Day

"Apparently Mindy McCready shot herself. It's unusual for a woman to use a gun but... ...Guys Do It All The Time."

"Almost 100 degrees here, which sucks. Although, to be fair, only the last 15 degrees suck. I'm okay with the rest of them."

"We heard that the building was being attacked by a giant fly... ... So we called the SWAT team."

"Don't worry if you missed 4/20 Because today is 4/20 too!"

"So far, I've gotten away with passing as an adult again today."

"whats the difference between a mexican and a book. a book has papers ;) ayee"

"Every time I get a birthday card with money in it, I pretend not to notice the money and ""read"" the card."

"What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja? Pork Chop!"

"What I've learned from Twitter: 1. Men are pervs 2. Women are pervs 3. Cats are pervs"

"What does a German use to polish his trumpet? Toot tonic"