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Joke of the Day

"They say gays destroy the very fabric of society..... Nonsense! No gay man would ever dream of destroying fabric."

"[Bad joke] The other day my sister asked me what the difference between cellular division and a sock is To which I replied 'Nothing, they both involve mitosis'"

"I'm a grave digger, My hole job is depressing."

"If all women said yes There would be no more rape."

"i remember most of the fatalities from mortal kombat 2 but i can never remember which knob turns on my windshield wipers"

"I go to seafood restaurants to show the lobsters in the tank I have a bigger penis than them. Then shrug my shoulders as they boil to death."

"A hangover so good you crawl out of the bedroom naked and sleep for 6 more hours on the kitchen floor."

"I want negative calorie credit for all the junk food I pass up. Didn't eat that cookie? That's -150 calories."

"The physics teacher break up with the biology teacher Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry."

"Is BB hungry? No, BB-8."