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Joke of the Day
"How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them."
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"What do old lady vaginas smell like? Depends."
"Overwhelming scientific evidence suggests a startling number of people are capable of ignoring overwhelming scientific evidence."
"If an athlete gets athlete's foot, what does an astronaut get? Mistletoe."
"Women have a good 6th sense. I smiled at a girl in the mall once. When I got home I opened the door and my wife met me with a drop kick."
"*feminist at thanksgiving dinner* ""dad will u use your white privilege to pass the salt"""
"SON: *first word* momma. MOM: DID YOU HEAR THAT? ME: *distracted by the faint song of an ice cream truck* He never comes down our street."
"Did you know George Washington is not on the 1$ bill? It's just a picture of him."
"Did you hear about our camping trip? It was in tents! I'll see myself out."
"What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership? ""Audi"""