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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus??? It only takes one nail to hang a photo"

"I got a cat the other day. I had to swerve, but I got it."

"Are you British Explorer James Cook? Cuz I wanna turn yo land down under into a penal colony."

"Hubs: "" Few glasses of wine tonight hun""? Me: "" Yeah, I had a glass of red"" Hubs : "" Just one eh"" Me: "" Well I use the same glass"""

"I was licking this girl all over her face right up until she explained to me what doggy style was."

"Wrote this while waiting for a burrito in 2009 What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony? One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it."

"This winter, ice crystals will stick together and fall from the sky Snow joke"

"What do you call a pc that fell in the ocean? A Dell rolling in the deep."

"Universities are like priests They will teach you a few things, and then take you into the back room to fuck you."

"How many psychiatrists does it... ...take to change a light bulb? 0, the light bulb has to want to change itself."