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Joke of the Day

"That was THE best 10 hours of sleep I've ever had. Thanks for asking me to sleep with you! Huh. You look upset."

"I asked my friend ""Do you know any other word for a big rock?"" He said ""Boulder?"" I said **""Do you know any other word for a big rock?""**"

"What's the best way to prepare baby food? Shake'n bake."

"So glad my boobs don't honk. Talk about a mood-killer."

"Trevor: That's a cool pair of stockings you have on Jill. One red and one green. Jill: Yes and I have another pair just like it at home."

"Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.? ... because the prices were Solo"

"Who is Monica Lewinsky's Favorite NFL Football Player? Clinton-Dix"

"While walking down the street one day a corrupt Senator... That may be redundant."

"Adam was the original sex-positive feminist... He was ribbed for her pleasure."

"Did anyone else see that episode of Scooby Doo where they unmask the villain only to find out it was someone else all along?"