200830

Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the ghost who got put in prison? He was charged with possession."

"All men like to think they are marrying nymphomaniacs.The problem is that, after a few years, the nympho leaves but the maniac doesn't."

"I will NEVER go bungee jumping... I came into this world because of broken rubber, no way am I leaving the same way"

"How did the little pig win at Monopoly? He built hotels on Pork Place."

"Pessimist: Oh, this can't get any worse! Optimist: Yes, it can!"

"The wife just said ""right, pack ur bags and go ya lazy bastard."" I said,""fuck off...you pack them."""

"A dog, a blonde, a rabbi, a priest, a nun, Helen Keller, a black guy, and a horse walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""what's this, some kind of joke?"""

"I really like working with spices... My newest recipe is cumin cider."

"Latest Apple news: Tablet rumours a hoax. Apple to unveil new iPhone with rotary dial in plan to dominate senior demographic."

"thinking about eating a lot of candy. which i have obtained legaly, through the trick or treat system, for many years"