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Joke of the Day

"thinking about eating a lot of candy. which i have obtained legaly, through the trick or treat system, for many years"

"Wanna hear a girlfriend joke? Nah, you won't get it"

"Dr: I was going to ask if you were sexually active but- Me [wearing hot dog costume]: but what"

"I know this guy just hit the walk button, but I'm gonna hit it again b/c he looks like an idiot who can't do anything right."

"What kind of church does a triangle attend? Anglican."

"I robbed a bank dressed as a frog the other day It was the first time I Kermit-ed a crime"

"I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says ""haha good one"" and we laugh and laugh and take a nap."

"What is yellow and goes click-click? A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older? Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:"

"Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope? A: I'm stuck on you."

"So three Hahnium atoms walk into a bar, HA HA HA"