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Joke of the Day

"thinking about eating a lot of candy. which i have obtained legaly, through the trick or treat system, for many years"

"Having an argument between Mac and PC is like watching two old men with alzheimer's fight. Eventually they both break down and lose their memory."

"Women's sports"

"Kid is destined to be gaye My friend just named her newborn baby ""Marvin"""

"What's your ringtone? That's nice, mine's a light shade of brown."

"Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan. -Stolen from youtube"

"What doesn't kill you isn't earning the money I paid."

"I changed my iPhone's name to Titanic. It's syncing now."

"How can you get a cannibal to go away? Give him the finger."

"Nice try, fat girls ordering a salad on the first date. Nice try."