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Joke of the Day

"I will NEVER go bungee jumping... I came into this world because of broken rubber, no way am I leaving the same way"

"What do lawyers use for birth control? Personality."

"7/11 was a part time job"

"So many people want to hit me for my jokes, they have to stand in a punch line."

"If I owned a moving company, I'd call it 'Van Gogh.'"

"Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate? So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!"

"I was going to tell you a joke about homosexuals Butt fuck it."

"simple joke (but dirty) what's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? a fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out"

"In the news today What do Aaron Hernandez and Edward Snowden have in common? They're both expatriots (expatriates)."

"Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, he gets drunk."