200826

Joke of the Day

"The difference between divorce and legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money."

"I'm sorry, we can't hire you. But your background check was hilarious."

"Multitasking Whoever said women can multitask is talking bollocks.....I told my missus to sit down and shut the fuck up, she couldn't do either"

"I can't stop watching this TV series on the history of the Black Monks It's been addicting"

"What do toilets and humans have in common? You can give them as much crap as you want, but when push comes to shove, bleach makes everything better again."

"Art imitates life. Imitation is the highest form of flattery. Flattery will get you nowhere. So GOOD LUCK WITH THAT ART DEGREE!"

"What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr day and saint pattys day Everybody wants to be irish on saint pattys day."

"What is the the Chicken's favorite composer? bach bach bach time to return to /r/TIL"

"I'm not saying you're an idiot, I'm typing it."

"Europeans use euros shouldn't Africans use afros?"