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Joke of the Day
"I woke up this morning with Chinese writing all over my bedroom walls. I couldn't understand it."
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"My jokes are like space trash... They never land."
"What U.S. State has the smallest sodas? Minisoda"
"A man goes to a store, walks up front and greets the girl behind the counter: ""Hey, baby, do you believe in love at first sight?"" ""No"" ""Then I'll come back tomorrow"""
"I told this girl I'd date the shit out of her But I guess she doesn't like coprophiles."
"Sean Connery walks into a bar. He says ""I'd like a single shot."" The bartender says ""That's a good idea because if you had the chickenpox, the virus is already in you."""
"I got approached on a dating website by a midget I asked her what she felt her best attribute was. She responded ""I'm really down to earth."""
"What did the mexican get on his SAT's? Taco crumbs"
"Apparently you can make a career out of exhaling It's called a blowjob"
"What kind of room has no windows or doors A mushroom"