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Joke of the Day
"I woke up this morning with Chinese writing all over my bedroom walls. I couldn't understand it."
Next Joke
"Girls aren't friends with other girls. They are just future enemies."
"President Putin say's he is doing everything he can to wipe out Aids Researchers. (What too soon?)"
"What's the difference between USA and USB? One has standards"
"What do you call a funny hill? Hilarious ... My little sister told me this and I wasn't expecting it at all. :|"
"I'm ""the VCR was heavy enough to bludgeon a large farm animal"" years old"
"I have a great vocabulary, just ask my um female dad"
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay to have a garbanzo bean on my face."
"Found out today that you're supposed to urinate on a jellyfish sting, NOT a jellyroll stain. Sorry, fat stranger."
"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day... Anal sex makes your hole weak!"