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Joke of the Day

"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover? Give her a shovel..."

"Be yourself. Except you, cauliflower, you have to pretend to be other food."

"Serial Killer What Do You call a man that breaks into a neighbor's house to stab Cereal boxes? A Cereal Killer!"

"What does Mr. Miyagi do during his alone time? Whacks on, whacks off."

"What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic."

"If you lose a tooth in a bar fight and put it under your pillow, the tooth fairy will leave you $100 because you're hardcore."

"Halle is the only Blackberry I'd pay money for."

"Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in the way that they are looking forward to it."

"What's the difference? What's the difference between a midget acrobatic team and a girls track team? The midgets are a bunch of cunning runts."

"Why did darren willson quickscope michael brown? He was black."