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Joke of the Day

"OMG I'M SO OLD AND OUT OF TOUCH WITH POP MUSIC WHAT SONG DOES BREXIT SING"

"Last time I went to the doctor he prescribed constipation medicine to clear up my earwax. He was right about me being a shithead apparently."

"Honey you're like my GPS... I'd be lost without you."

"Once I saw a blind man touching a cheese grater at Ikea. He said: ""who wrote this bullshit"""

"Recent studies show that 9 out of 10 people enjoy... Gangrape"

"*angrily detangles self from wind chime*"

"What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse ? Neighbor?"

"Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage."

"What's the best thing about fucking a transsexual? You can reach around the front and you think you went all the way through."

"Some joke my dad told me a long time ago What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to? Barbers."