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Joke of the Day

"OMG I'M SO OLD AND OUT OF TOUCH WITH POP MUSIC WHAT SONG DOES BREXIT SING"

"Have a Coke and a smile! I opened up a can of Coke, and on the side it said: ""Share a Coke with your Soulmate."" So, I put the can in my right hand."

"Divorces are like gangbangs... Everyone is trying to fuck you and nobody cares if you're in pain."

"PRIEST: The couple has chosen to write their own vowels HER: Shouldn't it be - HIM: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

"My GF was sick and said Sperm has a lot of Vitamin C in it... I told her I guess that means I can be her C-man"

"Why did God only make one yogi bear He tried to make another but made a boo-boo"

"How do you make Hitler cry? Easy just show him his gas bill."

"Well at least Trump and I have one thing in common.. ..we both think his daughter is hot."

"Every time the wife pisses me off, I hollow out her tampons and pack them with strawberry Pop Rocks."

"I threw caution to the wind.caution is my little brother."