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Joke of the Day

"''Have you heard my knock-knock joke?'' asked the blonde. ''No'' said the brunette. ''Okay'' said the blonde ''you start.''"

"""Gunman"" is too cool-sounding. Can we start calling them something that conveys weakness, like ""pistoleer?"""

"TBT - What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a screwdriver? One turns in screws, one screws interns."

"I just caught my husband smiling in his sleep. He's going to pay for that later."

"Was the principal's brother really a missionary? He certainly was. He gave the people of the Cannibal Islands their first taste of Christianity !"

"Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf? They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days."

"Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas? Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite."

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who do and those who dont"

"Asking your mom, ""Will there be any pretty girls coming?"" Is a good way of getting out of going to your family reunion.."

"How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three: A left ear, a right ear, and a final front ear."