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Joke of the Day

"Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf? They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days."

"No plastic surgeon will help me! I have really giant hands and I'd like to make them smaller, but every time I ask the doctor for a hand-job I get kicked out."

"Want to hear a joke about the Nazis? Not Reich now."

"What are the ""White Walkers"" doing when we don't see them in a GoT episode? Chilling."

"If Russia invaded Turkey from behind, will Greece help?"

"How are ISIS like Little Miss Muffet? Because they've got Kurds in their way."

"I love trigger warnings... They help victims of abuse know what's ahead, and they help me spot Trump supporters."

"Ever since my son got his first girlfriend, I've been changing the bed sheets much more often. Whenever I imagine him knocking her up, I shit myself."

"What do you call a make-believe country for wizards? A magi nation"

"Today a cartoonist was found dead at home. Details are sketchy."