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Joke of the Day

"Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas? Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite."

"Chuck Norris house trained his dog by 1 roundhouse kick to the face."

"A punk walked into a barber's shop and sat in an empty chair. ""Haircut sir?"" asked the barber. ""No just change the oil please!"""

"How do two gays propose? They both get on all fours and present the ring!"

"[music club] what should we play today [hand goes up] yes joe? ""banjo"" all those who wanna ban joe raise their hand [everyones hand goes up]"

"Did you hear about the new British period drama? They're calling it Bloody Hell."

"And then the doctor says... Now, what did I do with my pen?"

"What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market? Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)"

"What did one boob say to the other boob? You're my breast friend"

"A family walks into a hotel and the father goes to the front desk and says ""I hope the porn is disabled."" The guy at the desk replies. ""It's just regular porn you sick fuck."" Note: This is a bot test"