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Joke of the Day
"Your mom's so slutty, she got fired for drinking on the job. She worked at a sperm bank."
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"Why do the French not pronounce ""h"" at the beginning of words? *with a French accent* Because they hate it."
"Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator? Because there might be an Italian dressing."
"I really hope someone brings their cat to Mars only to get it get run over So we can finally say Curiosity killed the cat."
"Eating Doritos and watching Judge Judy in my underpants. Whoa! Dude! Why is Judge Judy in my house? And why is she wearing my underpants??"
"What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza? Skinning the vegan."
"I'm pretty sure I'm smarter than my cat, but he refuses to take the test. It unnerves me, because that's totally what a genius would do..."
"Duck Dynasty guy is right-- if we baptize all those ISIS guys, Iraq will be safe because Christians never start wars for bullshit reasons."
"So a waste depository is where you put the waste you never want to see again... And /r/funny is reddits largest humour depository."