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Joke of the Day

"What's white, but has a black asshole? The Whitehouse."

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"Justice Prevail for Morons"
"There's a serial killer in our house! Normal people: ""CALL THE POLICE, LETS GET OUT OF HERE!"" - In movies: ""Lets go find him"" -___-"
"A Mexican, a Jewish, and an American walk into a bar... Bartender asked, ""is this a joke?"""
"What do you call a chicken coop with four doors? A chicken sedan"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! C's ! C's who ? C's the day !"
"Remember when The Backstreet Boys told us to show them the meaning of being lonely and we were like ok"
"Rosy Red Cheeks What do you get when you squat over a rosy red fire?"
"Not so funny short joke What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor? 1st floor : Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat"
"I saw an attractive woman spank her kid in McDonalds after he threw his fries on the ground, so I also threw mine on the ground."