200711
Joke of the Day
"Who is this Rorschach guy? And why did he draw so many pictures of my parents fighting?"
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"[kicks in your door to apologize to you]"
"*spends 4 hours applying sunscreen to kids *kids play outside for 7 minutes"
"Two Jewish women are on a bench One turns to the other and says ""meh"" The other responds ""eh"" The first one replies ""but enough about the children"""
"The Greatest Detective Stories Ever Told by Watts E. Dunn"
"What do you call the Spanish Government? Juan Republic"
"Why did the American flag get so fat? Because these colors don't run."
"My girlfriend is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with Italian food. I wouldn't put it pasta."
"""Dude, this is so awesome, I can use my $300 smart phone as a flashlight"". - Why we'll be speaking Chinese in 50 years."
"It's not Adam and Steve, it's Adam and [Cher autotune voice] beli-EVE *club goes crazy*"