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Joke of the Day
"If you thought 9/11 was bad..... The UK might lose a whole country today"
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"Q: What do modern artists eat for breakfast? A: Surreal."
"Dear diary, Sometimes it just seems like I can't tell if something is an inanimate object or a person My therapist: Yes that's quite clear"
"Want to hear a corny joke? Never mind I forgot the skewers."
"*Michael Cera presses too hard with a crayon and breaks his wrist*"
"Back in my day... You could go into a corner store with a dollar and come out with two Cokes, three candy bars, and a magazine. Now, fucking security cameras everywhere."
"My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It's called lunch."
"What's white and ten inches long? Nothing."
"Waiter there's a fly swimming in my soup! Then we've served you too much soup the fly should be wading"
"An American in France... An American in France limps into a doctor's office. The doctor runs over to the patient and asks, ""What happened!?"" The American responds, ""Ei ffel""."