200710

Joke of the Day

"My subaru wasn't working. How awd."

"Why did the scarecrow win the nobel peace prize? Because he was outstanding in his field!"

"Two cows and a cat were going on a trip. Cow A: Do we go this way with the cat? Cow B: The cattle go this way, we shall go the udder way."

"What's the difference between a dead prostitute and a dead German midget? A tiny pair of lederhosen on your basement floor."

"What are snails trying to do? Their best"

"What do you call an islander killed by a car? Polygon (sorry)"

"What's the best part of having sex with twenty-six year olds? There's 20 of them!"

"Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas? A1: They can't find the zipper. A2: They cant find the pull tab."

"When you have the opportunity to become a bigger person, take it because cake is delicious."

"Coworker: What would be your ideal- Me: Sleeping CW: But you didn't let me finish my- M: My answer is always sleeping."