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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when a camel pukes in the desert? A hot mess."
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"What do you call that piece of flesh around the clitoris? The woman."
"Haven't refilled my prescriptions in a while. Which has been instrumental creating the mass grave beneath this wood shed."
"How do you disappoint a redditor? [removed]"
"That one liner 'i'm not drinking too much tonight' never goes as planned..."
"What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender"
"What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake? It's not your fault."
"I told my friend that I disproved the theory of conservation of mass, But he didn't understand the weight of the situation."
"You know you're an ugly c*nt when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera."
"Twitter is the world's largest voluntary police lineup."