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Joke of the Day

"How do you disappoint a redditor? [removed]"

"A gynecologist examines a lesbian... and remarked ""Madam that is the cleanest vagina I have ever seen"" She replied ""Thank you, I have a woman in twice a week !"""

"Jeb bush uses a dangerous method to make a lasting change. jeb!"

"The Cleveland Browns Thats it"

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your dick down your girlfriend's throat."

"I'd totally date you, but complaining about being single is kind of my thing and I don't really want to lose that."

"The problem with traveling into the future is that it's hard to determine the date because newspapers no longer exist."

"What font is used for alphabet soup. Times New Ramen"

"I guess you could call her a trophy wife. She's tattooed with the names of the previous winners."

"My rap name is ""NO PLANZ."""