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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a person that worships NASCAR? A racist!"
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"I got a call from my ex crying and telling me she was HIV+ The hardest part is always having to act surprised."
"A German man walks into a bar... and orders a Martini. The barman asks: ""Dry?"" The German replies: ""No, just one, thank you."""
"what do you call a cat that copies off others' exam papers? a cheetah"
"Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'? A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!"
"Feel sorry for Julio Cesar tonight. Last time I saw a Brazilian facing this many shots he was jumping a ticket barrier at Stockwell."
"Why should Donald Trump change his name to Donald Duck? Because he's a quack."
"My wife says I snore really bad, so I stayed awake all night to see if she if she was right. Turns out she's a liar, I didn't snore once."
"A lion wouldn't cheat on his wife... but a Tiger Wood"
"It's crazy how much stuff there is to do on my phone when sitting at a restaurant alone."