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Joke of the Day
"How do you piss off an emo? Give them a dull razor."
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"I finally found out what FDA stands for. Fucking Die Already"
"How did the hipster narco escape from prison? By going underground"
"""oh no, this is so scary or whatever lol"" -giraffe in quicksand"
"How do you make a faggot have sex with a woman? Shit in her cunt."
"Give a woman a compliment and you'll eat for a day. Force a woman to fish for compliments and she'll feed someone else."
"What do you call it when a person falls ill from watching too many BBC period dramas? Downton Syndrome"
"What did Mitt Romney say to C3P0? Threepio, hand me those binders, willya?"
"What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? **Juan on Juan.**"
"Why is a day at the office the same as Christmas? Because you do all the work, and the fat guy with the suit gets all of the credit."