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Joke of the Day
"Why does Bruce Willis always play the bald guy?"
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"What's the difference between a high and drunk driver? The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green."
"[Politics] Why can't Ben Carson help fix America's problems? He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist."
"I said to my girlfriend, ""Please get me a newspaper."" ""Don't be silly,""she replied, ""you can borrow my iPad."" That spider never knew what fucking hit it."
"9gag anyone?"
"My subaru wasn't working. How awd."
"How many super sayen do you need to change a bulb ? Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end."
"I'm reading the newspaper with a vengeance. This time it's personals."
"I'll see your Limerick. . I was driving along in my Bentley, tossing off ever so gently I hit a bump in the road and I shot my load not on purpose, but quite accidently!"
"My daughter asks for Frozen stuff for Christmas, so i bought her frozen chips and a packet of peas"