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Joke of the Day

"How many yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was."

"A guy walks into a pub he was hiding from the police after they shot his family for j walking"

"What is it called when you get a bathroom hand job while listening to blues? W.C. Handy"

"He died doing what he loved, annoying the hell out of me and not believing I would stab him."

"The best thing about algebra in high school is that it's in high school and I'm not."

"I have a short cubing joke I made up. CFOP will bring the cubers solvation! Explanation: CFOP is a method of solving the Rubik's cube, hence SOLVation."

"What do spinach and butt sex have in common? If you were forced to have them as a kid, you probably won't like them as an adult."

"KIDNAPPER: Get in the trunk ME: You're abducting me 4 days before Christmas? K: Heh yep ME: Omg thank you K: What ME: I'm all yours K: Wait"

"Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty Bastards !!!"

"If you know the thread count on your bed sheets we're in different tax brackets."