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Joke of the Day

"How many yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was."

"Recently historians revealed Hitler had a ""micropenis""... No wonder he hated black guys"

"I only date girls that smoke weed I guess you can say I have high standards"

"How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them."

"If I had a penny for every Donald Trump joke, I would have a small loan of one million dollars"

"How does Moses get his coffee? He buys it from Starbucks..."

"A small bird made of oak Be good if there was a related joke, wooden tit? (Credit: Tim Vine)"

"Whats big and white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A fridge."

"The government. Unfortunately, wherever you're from, they are a joke."

"Which type of juice has the most mood swings? Caprice Sun. [OC]"