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Joke of the Day

"My Islamic friend had a birthday party... It was a blast!"

"For Earth Day, turn on your air conditioner and open your doors and windows. If we all work together, we can totally cool this planet."

"50 ft ladder. John: ""Shit, I just fell off a 50 ft ladder."" Adam: ""Oh no, are you okay?"" John: ""Yeah it's a good thing I fell off the first step."""

"Gave my German friend a hit of my joint... He said, Danke."

"'ey girl, you remind me of my homework... Because I'm not going to do you. I'm just too lazy."

"A British engineer just opened a buisness in Afganistan. He is selling landmines that look like prayer mats. When asked how buisness was going he said that prophets are going through the roof."

"What do you call a gay anemic? homo-goblin"

"*opens drawer* huh, I don't remember this shirt being pink. OMG...did he...did he do laundry? *slowly opens 2nd drawer* -Law & Order sound"

"Why did the pervert cross the road? He was choking the chicken."

"I'm going to go to the gym and then to eat a Doritos Loco Taco, because I like to keep my body guessing whether or not I hate it."