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Joke of the Day

"I just watched Bug's Life and cried the whole time I mowed the lawn."

"Did you hear about the amazing new prosthetic device for paraplegics? It's called a Vegetable Stand."

"A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.. The bartender looks at him and says, ""Wow, that's pretty cool! Where'd you get it?"" The parrot replies, ""In Africa, they're everywhere!"""

"What's A Columbian's Favorite Kind of Drink? Coke."

"How to lose 12 lbs in 7 agonizing seconds: Step 1: Make sure the wood chipper is all gassed up."

"What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? Pilot"

"Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face."

"It's quiet...too quiet... Did you hear about the woman who couldn't find a singing partner? She had to buy a duet yourself kit... *-drops mic-* *-mike jumps up and promptly kicks hatter in the shin-*"

"I was writing an essay when Keanu Reeves busted in and told me that there's a bomb on my computer and if my typing speed fell below 50 wpm, the whole laptop would explode."

"Did you hear the story about the razorback hog? It's pretty dull."