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Joke of the Day
"I said I was sorry three times looking in the mirror and now I'm in Canada"
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"When I become famous... I want to get a huge marble bust made in my image. But I'm getting ahead of myself."
"What do they call a list of athletes in Jamaica? A rasta."
"Was giving a door counselling. We didn't get anywhere at first but he soon opened up to me."
"This is a terrible week for Thanksgiving This time, Turkey is doing the roasting ijusthadtoimsosorry"
"What did the banana say to the vibrator? ""What are you shaking for? She's gonna eat me!"""
"Love is that feeling you get when you meet that special someone who hates all of your friends."
"I Saw a Huge Seagull Today It was big enough to be a D Gull. But not quite big enough to be an Eagle"
"A natural log with her own show ln(DeGeneres)"
"What did the fish say before he hit the wall? Oh, Dam."