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Joke of the Day
"The guy who told me I sucked at tennis puns is failing as a comic. Serves him right."
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"ur honor, i call GOD as my witness *jury gasps* *nothimg happens* *slowley, a man w/ beard rises from the stands* damit no Gary sit down"
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