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Joke of the Day

"What did the doctor say to the Mesothelioma patient? There's not much I can do, but I'll do asbestos I can!"

"My doctor just gave me some good news about my prostate.... ...He gave me the thumbs up"

"My friend told me I don't know what irony is... Which is ironic, because we were at a bus stop."

"""A child's observation"" A child's observation: If a mother laughs at dad's jokes, we have guests."

"Fruit flies can fly, but most fruit can't, do you know which one can? Banana Skin"

"Just saw two 10 year old boys sharing a cigarette. I was really shocked and upset so I gave them money to buy a pack."

"what's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair"

"I'm a strict vegetarian. After I kill a cow I don't eat ANY of it."

"What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter escaped the Chamber."

"What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker? Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*"