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Joke of the Day
"Whoever said white people can't jump... clearly hasn't seen footage from 9/11"
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"girl at restaurant: ""Are you Tony Hawk?"" me: ""Yes."" her: ""Why?"" I had no idea how to answer."
"This is a terrible week for Thanksgiving This time, Turkey is doing the roasting ijusthadtoimsosorry"
"Did you hear that the guy who in invented bingo had a recent health scare? The tumor ended up being B9."
"can you start monday at 8? ""yes, thank you for the opportunity"" [calls new boss at his home on sunday night] hello? ""am or pm?"""
"[speaking at an AA meeting] Me: You'll find the transition from hard liquor to hard drugs expensive, but very rewarding *everyone cheers*"
"What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken? A pecking order."
"What is a dog's favourite sport ? Formula 1 drooling !"
"A boy to his mother: Do you know how much suffering the poor beast had to endure for you to get this fur coat? My boy, you mustn't talk so disrespectfully about your father."
"How does a blacksmith know you farted? He smelt it"