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Joke of the Day
"Whoever said white people can't jump... clearly hasn't seen footage from 9/11"
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"What does a sperm and a politician have in common? They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human."
"Me: I heard Oxygen and Magnesium are going out. Friend: OMg!"
"How do you make an eggroll? You push it."
"What does your mother and a neckbeard have in common? They both love Ten D's"
"Luckily, children are much easier to keep alive than house plants."
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the P is silent!"
"People who are afraid of pedophiles Need to grow up"
"My fake plant died Because I didn't pretend to water it."
"If you know a clumsy person you secretly wish would die, give them some rollerblades."