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Joke of the Day

"Court decision: ""I hereby find you guilty of clickbait, and sentence you to death by electric chair... ... What happens next will shock you"""

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Ack, ack, *choke*"

"I go to the gym so infrequently that I still call it the James."

"(real news) In Virginia, a man stole a samurai sword from a store by hiding it in his pants. He later denied having the sword, telling police he *was* just glad to see them."

"What are the spots on black-and-white cows? Holstaines"

"I don't have a summer home, but I do have several different email addresses."

"What do you get when you cross a moose with a Mexican? A Mexican moose"

"I've just found that my Wii remote doesn't work if you take it out of the sync region. Much like my wife."

"Just met Darth Vader's corrupt brother. Taxi Vader"

"What idiot called it kitchen worktop manufacture and not counter productive."