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Joke of the Day

"Court decision: ""I hereby find you guilty of clickbait, and sentence you to death by electric chair... ... What happens next will shock you"""

"Walking around the kitchen like Pac-Man when you're hungry."

"Took me three hours to drive home through the snow, but it was worth it because when I got home, my family totally ignored me."

"I've agreed so much with my wife that my head just starts nodding at the sound of her voice."

"Why do Kenyans always win marathons? At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-"

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away... If you're a good enough thrower!"

"Isn't everyone gettin over racist jokes? Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal"

"I've decided I'm not going to have kids. I love babies, but I'm just not ready for the commitment of uploading that many photos to Facebook."

"Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose? He was a ghoulsnif fer."

"Life is like toilet paper... You're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole."