200524
Joke of the Day
"Conjunctivitis.com that's a site for sore eyes"
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"I thought I Kuwait but then I Saudi Turkey and my Bahrain was like Oman I Israel Hungary so Iran."
"Grapes for breakfast it is! Beautiful, fermented, aged, liquified grapes."
"new joke I know this deaf musician, he plays a keyboard with one hand... and sings with the other"
"If you managed to figure out the code to someone else's luggage... Could you say you solved the case?"
"What do you call a love story between resistance and energy? Omhmeo and Jouleiet"
"""Mom, dad, I'm gay"" *dad looks angry as heck* ""Gay for women that is! haha, erm... i love me some vajimbos & those boob things yes siree"""
"Was being tested for allergies at an all-male nudist colony when the power went out... Needless to say, I felt every prick."
"Q: How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart? A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!"
"I am a child molester just like my dad was a child molester. He rubbed off on me."