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Joke of the Day

"If you managed to figure out the code to someone else's luggage... Could you say you solved the case?"

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"Some people just need a high-five. in the face... with a chair... twice."
"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but only if the light bulb wants to change."
"Where is Waldo? How do you find a blind man at an orgy? It's not hard."
"We all have that funny voice we use when talking to dogs, babies... and idiots!"
"What do you call a Mexican knockoff burger restaurant? Carlos Jr."
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