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Joke of the Day

"After I ask a stranger if I can pet their dog and they say yes, I like to respond, ""I'll keep that in mind"" and walk off"

"What do you call a Jamaican who wears glasses? Rastafoureyes"

"What do you call an asian golddigger? Cha Ching"

"I love people who IM me to tell me that they left a voice message to say that they sent me an email"

"I own a struggling scuba shop ...my business is going under."

"I bet you guys want to hear a joke about my penis. Nevermind, it's pretty long."

"What do you call someone who barely graduated from med school? Doctor."

"Isis has hidden bombs inside alphabet spaghettios. If they go off they could spell disaster."

"*Runs 6 miles* *Adds Kenyan to resume*"

"How to get out of a bad date. 1. Pull fake baby out of your bag. 2. Tell your date to help pick a name. 3. Start taking family photos."