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Joke of the Day

"Moses, Jesus and Muhammad are walking into a bar. Cries the barkeeper: ""If this is gonna be a joke that guy has to stay out!"""

"what do you give to the god of shit? Sacrifeces"

"Excuse me, miss, you've got a little bit of face on your makeup there."

"My wife and I have had sex six times in the last three months. I wonder what's making her so horny."

"Q: How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness."

"Chairman: Ok so we've decided a group of crows is called a flock? Creepy Frank: *licking a knife* I've got a better idea"

"*calls lost & found* Me: Have you seen my patience? L&F: Hold on a second. Me: *click*"

"I am sad I can no longer get Arnold Palmer's at restaurants anymore But it looks like I can get an Arnold Embalmer now."

"A Stupid Boyfriend Thought LOL Meant ""Lots Of Love"". So He Sent This Text To His Girlfriend,""You Are Only Girl Of My Life.......LOL""."

"*Santa's Google search* cheap labor cheap labor not kids magic cheap labor elf for sale bulk labor laws by country north pole group travel"