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Joke of the Day

"Fella goes to the house of ill repute. Lady meets him at the door and he asks ""how much""? ""$25"" she sezs. ""You gotta be putting me on"", sez Fella. ""No, that's another $5"" sez Lady."

"What makes Rihanna different from other black people Work"

"Donald Trump The joke's in the title."

"Black and Blue Whats black and blue and doesnt like sex? The six year old in my trunk!"

"How can we call ourselves ""evolved"" when signs are needed to remind people to wash their hands after they go to the bathroom?"

"How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it."

"Apple have talked about their most recent iPhone recently, The sales team seems to think it was a huge 6s"

"This summer, while visiting Europe, I had a blast in Florence. She seemed to enjoy herself too."

"How does a baboon make phone calls? He just monkeys around on the line!"

"A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a lab... ...and do science, because science doesn't discriminate."