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Joke of the Day
"Cool story bro, needs more dragons and shit - how Game of Thrones started, probably."
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"Is it ironic that the definition of female... isn't broad?"
"If theres one thing ive learnt in the past dating magnets It's that they're very attractive"
"I really think they should rename the ""Twin"" size mattress to ""Jack"", since it makes more sense along with the King and Queen sizes, and that's mostly what happens in that size bed anyway."
"My parents said I should watch less movies and read more,so I turned on the subtitles.."
"What do you call a Black Fisherman? Jailbait."
"Your password must include 5 minutes of interpretive dance, 15 excerpts from contemporary fiction and 1 word made up by Shakespeare."
"A woman got wooden breast implants yesterday. It would be funny if this joke had a punch line wooden tit."
"I am a 60 year old stuck in an 8 year old body . I want to break free . I should've used more lube."
"When asked which is more important looks or brains? 9 out of 10 zombies said ""braaaaiiiiinnnnssss"" number 10 ate the researcher."