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Joke of the Day
"Customer: Why did you take off so much hair? Barber: I didn't nature beat me to it."
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"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The ""p"" is silent."
"When you think about it, Mariah Carey and Drew Carey don't even look like sister and brother."
"Why do men like masturbation? It's sex with someone they love."
"I posted something about Turkey in /r/news [deleted]"
"Abortions........ Really suck the life outta you"
"Somebody left a baby at my front door today, and I have no idea what to do with it. I just hope it's gone by tomorrow."
"I saw two blind dudes fighting the other day... .. and I yelled ""I'm rooting for the one with the knife!"" Both of them ran away."
"I still remember the last words my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. ""Hey! How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""
"Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations."