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Joke of the Day
"Abortions........ Really suck the life outta you"
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"What does the middle and middle earth have in common They both have short hairy men that like to carry swords"
"What do you get your girlfriend for Valentines Day? A box of chocolate, flowers and a dildo. So if she doesn't like the chocolate and flowers she can go fuck herself."
"[time travels to 1941 Berlin to kill Hitler] Damn I should've learned German [looks down at American flag bodysuit] This was also a bad idea"
"What's grey and comes in quarts? Elephants"
"I'm sorry you're breaking up [static sound] I'm about to go through a tunnel. Dad, we're right in front of you Uh..... go ask your mom."
"How does Hitler tie his shoes? In little Nazis."
"I can't let my girlfriend leave me I'd lose a hand"
"what did one bruise say to the other? Have a swell day"
"If at first you don't succeed, try drinking beer while you do it. You'll be amazed at how much less you care."