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Joke of the Day
"Anything is 'bite size' if your mouth is big enough."
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"What was the deaf mans favorite song? The Sound of Silence."
"A man was murdered in a Black Pudding factory... They drowned him in cold blood."
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"Why cant you watch TV in Afghanistan? Because of the tele-ban."
"Ellen Pao."
"I haven't Seen my whole family since last year"
"Bob drowned... , so at his funeral we put a life jacket over his grave. It is what he would have wanted."
"Why was the ukelele teacher put in jail? Becuase he was caught fingering A minor."
"Ted Cruz announced he is running for president as a Republican. That surprised me; I thought he was running as a joke."